Mr. Fish lion roar

Hi.  I’m Mr. Fish.

I facilitate the creative process by walking randomly over the keyboard.

You might say I’m more of an ideas guy.


String cheese and suit bags (I like to crawl inside).

My favorite thing is to sneak into the bathroom after you shower and lap up the warm water in the tub.


Don’t touch my jungle belly!

Well wishes

I have a polyp in my nasal passage that makes me prone to violent coughing.  I’m as likely to sneeze on you as purr.  Unfortunately, surgery is as likely to harm as help.

But I don’t let it get me down.  I parkour off the couch and chase laser pen lights like there’s no tomorrow!

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